xekstrin:

not-cooper:

My mom tried to grow a lemon tree here in rainy Washington state.

im laughing so hard im crying over this tiny ass lemon

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taylorsvift:

well yeah OF COURSE i would’ve never gone to a 1989 secret session because i don’t live in the usa

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"   If you know who you are then no one can hurt you with whatever mean things they say.   "
Scott FUCKIN Swift (via breakburnandends)
→ http://makingupforlostlove.tumblr.com/post/98593650042/andthatlittleblackdress-your-sister-your

andthatlittleblackdress:

your sister
your daughter
your mother.

a woman gets decked across the face
by a man four times her size
and then gets dragged across the floor, knocked out cold
like a bag of trash
she doesn’t call the police because she thinks
I just make him angry…

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iguanamouth:

she just stood there doing this little dance until we got up

larrycumstain:

*listens to arctic monkeys for the first time*

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*5 minutes later*

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diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

therainbowgorilla:

visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week

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trust:

me: it’s too hot

me: *opens window*

*in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses*

simplysfans:

itwasthemomentiknew:

stateoftrouble:

when you’re so big that you don’t even have to put your name on your album covers anymore

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or the other half of your face

ICONIC

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